Will this actually cool my room?
Only your own space, and only in dry air. Evapolar designs it to cool your body, not a room, and says you feel the breeze within 3 to 5 feet in the direction of airflow; the floor area it is rated for is 26 square feet. In humid weather evaporative cooling barely works at all, whatever the setting, because the air is already too full of moisture to absorb more. That is the biggest single factor in whether buyers end up pleased or disappointed.
Does it use USB-C or a different cable?
USB micro. The cable in the box is USB micro rather than USB-C, so check that your power source has a matching port, especially if you plan to run it from a newer laptop or power bank that only has USB-C. Evapolar asks for a source that supplies at least 2A at 5V.
How big is the water reservoir, and how often do I need to refill it?
The reservoir holds 800 ml. How long a fill lasts depends on how dry and warm the air is and which speed you use: drier air and higher speeds use water faster. Check the level through the day at first until you know how your room behaves, and refill with fresh, clean water.
Is it loud enough to be distracting at a desk?
No. Quiet running is one of its strengths, and Evapolar rates it at 25 decibels. The lowest speed is close to silent, fine for a bedside, while the top speed is noticeably louder, more like a computer fan running hard. At a desk most settle on a middle speed.
How many speed settings does it have?
Four, and a single button cycles through them. There are no other controls to learn, which owners count as a plus.
I live somewhere humid. Should I still buy this?
Probably not for meaningful cooling. Evapolar says it is most effective at relative humidity no higher than 70%, and the physics of evaporative cooling means it does little once the air is humid. Owners who are happy with it tend to live in dry climates, and several warn buyers in humid areas to look elsewhere. In humid weather a regular fan or a compressor air conditioner will serve you better, whatever the evaCHILL's low noise and running cost.